It is a universal truth that butlers in service of cats do not sleep in, for they always remain famished from their overnight fasts.
The venerable Sir Goosilini Duckington Swansman has been observing his two butlers, still in bed and fast asleep. He hasn’t eaten in hours and as such, he is malnourished and in dire need to be fed. One could say he’s never eaten on this day in his life. The bald one has resumed his snoring, while the haired one occasionally snorts before turning to readjust her position.
This is not acceptable.
In fact, it’s deplorable that they would neglect him so.
Sir Goose laments that it is due to his lax discipline that made his staff too comfortable. It is time to tighten the belt on discipline and remind them who provides them their medically prescribed serotonin. Looking at the glass cup on the edge of the desk, Sir Goose instinctively knew what must be done.
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