Performatively Reading

The thing about BigScience(™) is that they will tell you what food is “good” to eat and what a healthy diet looks like but if you spend even 1 minute researching any of this, the majority of food in your grocery stores are adulterated, treated with harsh chemicals and heavy metals like dihydrogen monoxide, sodium chloride, acetic acid! It’s why you MUST buy from approved organic manufacturers that make and sell real whole foods, untouched and pure healthy goodness.

It’s why I don’t add bananas in my diet anymore, because it contains polyphenol oxidase and it will inhibit any benefits from eating other fruits may give, especially in smoothies. But wait, bananas are so good as a quick snack and it gives the smoothies a healthier creamy texture! That’s where the avocados come in! They’re creamy, nutritionally dense and a super food. They also contain polyphenol oxidase, which boosts the nutritional value from other fruits and vegetables you eat!

The same goes with supermarket rotisserie chicken. It is hormone pumped chicken, MSG, toxic plastic bags that literally melt microplastics into the chicken! I avoid it like a plague but if I see “DEFINITELYTHESAMECHICKEN” organic brand then I know it’s safe. No microplastics being used on their heatproof plastic packaging, definitely better seasoned chicken that uses this amazing Asian seasoning called Aji-moto!

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